manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What banks are most exposed? I'd like to follow this trade.	JPM, Citigroup, BOA, and GS
No I’m your dad he is a alt I’m the orginal l2fmw	Hi Daddy
Thank you. Have you used the desktop version or just online?	I have used the online version for years. Deluxe version I think due to a bunch of 1099 side work and 100s of retarded options plays.
That should be the WSB motto 👍	WSB motto should be “GUH”
Maybe like a shared drive or network folder.	Or guessed CEO's email password
I started with millions and am now down to thousands	Womp
dick	cunny
Honestly this is probably the biggest sign that this type of strategy won’t keep working long term much longer. This strategy only worked as well as it did because of the last 10 years of monetary policy and QE which he said was a good reason why he did it. Last year would have been a big hit with all the volatility. Without the feds hardcore intervention this year	The backtesting data shows it has worked really well over all time. Where it might get killed is rising interest rates (which is a real possibility). Obviously something like Japan = game over but you’d be fairly screwed anyway if America becomes japan
Nah I only have $90k equity in the account. And now have $660k in boeing stock.	Oooh, interesting
[https://imgur.com/a/cwy2jW6](https://imgur.com/a/cwy2jW6)	Oof. When was your entry?
hes got stop losses locked in. he'll be fine.	Famous last words
Yeah but take a look at the open interest for 90C 1/17	The WSB way
But seriously though	RH ships you a document at the end of the year. Give that to them.
Don't lie. You never moved out in the first place or had money.	I made enough too but kept milking it and now I have nothing lol
Don't talk of margin here. We are already losing money fast enough	GUH !
You'll get a higher mod response rate if you use the term dongus instead. They have lots of experience with dongus, eating dongus, and other dongus-related activities.	I think it has to be sticky though
Every time I have gotten assigned it happened the next day around 3-4 am	This!
Are you younger than 10?	If you were 10 in 2008 you didn't go through the recession, your parents did. Sure maybe you moved to a shittier house but unless Daddy got a drinking problem after he lost his job at Lehman Brothers, you didn't go through anything compared to your parents.
Markets are retarded too	Yeah that's kinda what i figured.
Lol didn’t start investing till 2009 huh?	Sub 10% a year on average, not per year. People who started in 2009 have much much larger returns with passive index ETFs.
It will dip if they win the nomination, it'll be a double layer dip if they win the general, and the following 4-years will be an ultra deep subterranean Marianas Trench dip	PUTs it is then
“Which is why I have cash shoved in my jerkoff sock under the bed”	Sounds like a recipe to accidentally conjure Cumicus - The Prophet of Seht.
Source?	Just the a rumor I read on Twitter. Couldn’t confirm it anywhere, but he is dumping a shit ton of shares. Haven’t really looked too far into it though.
does china come up with a single thing on their own without ripping off the west	Kung fu! Wait... shit... India.
i see ur a man of futures	its the only way to go, really. other than the commissions i dont really see the downside
Snorting it is honestly 10 times better thats the only reason I won my colleges Intamural Doubles Foosball	bruh already had about 30mg up my nostril🥵🔥
Unless his name is Adolf Trustinheimer	I mean then you trust heimer, still not adolf
Alcohol drugs and prostitutes are the holy trinity!	Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?
A call from 3 months from now	Why not a leap?
Bragging about what? That I and 50+ other people in this thread can make sense of this guys returns and you can't?	this OP posted like he converted 200$ to 400K in a year. The title is completely misleading
Hey got some tax write offs out of it	almost 7 years' worth!
I was thinking Disney 😎	GUH I want you to send that play just so you can get “brokebacked by Mickey Mouse” as a flair
Weeklies have only worked for me after watching the same few tickers for a few months and seeing what they do M-F. If I feel like the pattern / price movement makes sense I’ll buy Thursday and typically sell in the first hour Friday. If I buy early Thursday I’ll often use a day trade and sell at gain I’m looking for. Weeklies always fucked me buying more than a day ahead. Learned my lesson there. Obviously still get fucked sometimes but way less with current strategy.	'strategy'
Lots of SPY puts/calls and different earnings plays.	It's like riding a bicycle, except the bicycle is on fire the brakes don't work you're speeding downhill and the rims are missing half the spokes and it's impossible to steer. 😵
bro 😎💪	Bro 💪👶🖕
Do hookers accept Tesla shares these days?	The diversified ones do.
Hi Patrick, this is dad	Hi dad, this is dad.
shit i hope doesnt break 450	I’m hoping it doesn’t break 440. Gl brother
Which subsidies?	Poor choice of words on my part, sorry. I meant the Zero emission credits, which in the last q10 added close to 200mil and made Tesla profitable, even though their main business of car making is not profitable by any means.
Exactly. inverse him guaranteed tendies	Well now since WSB is inversing him, do we inverse WSB?
No idea but I know they aren't ever getting it from him. I wonder what his credit score is now	Potato
Close your eyes bro	Yea bro
Marilyn manson	Ur gayer tho
When is their earnings call?	Whenever trump tweets
I suck more dick than my mom	BASED and GAYpilled
Yes, that.	Blasphemy
Where tf is that	As close to wallstreet as they will let me😪
Turns out his signature comes in phases too and he can only write a few letters at a time	Lmao fuck
The most gainz	Agreed
Might be too late but fuck it let’s get rekkked	How many we buying?
Lol seriously. Like why worry about it? Just throw your credit card away if it doesn’t work anymore. The bank that gave it to you will call a bunch but they’re just jealous that you outsmarted them	This one trick collections agencies never heard of!
That's probably Citadel or Wolverine, 20k is probably their income for 2 minutes of trading.	Looks like Susquehanna got a piece of that account too. Hey, but at least it's free commissions. [https://cdn.robinhood.com/assets/robinhood/legal/RHF%20SEC%20Rule%20606%20and%20607%20Disclosure.pdf](https://cdn.robinhood.com/assets/robinhood/legal/RHF%20SEC%20Rule%20606%20and%20607%20Disclosure.pdf)
If only Tim Apple was smart enough to buy up the real entertainment companies and not boomer shit like Beats	Dre is Gen-X, but, yeah, AAPL should be buying up gaming companies, particularly any that make decent mobile games.
I’m a dipshit. Lmao	You're forgiven
How can I get a retard flair?	By being a retard. Go buy some options
What of time and high iv help you?	Go back to school 🙈
Gamblers occasionally win.	Someone always wins the lotto but that doesn’t make it a good bet
I remember IV being 300% on ITCI before it went to the moon. I may just buy vbiv shares and hold if the price starts getting too far past $1.35	It looks like IV popped on my call specifically, down 100% to 150% and down from 8cents to 1cent, although 5 cents is still the minimum. So I'm not sure what happened there
Already priced in	Noice
It's EPZM, biotech	Thanks, yeah epzm, my bad
All you have to do is to be rich.	Maybe he just YOLO'd mummy's tendie money.
Too bad I didn’t go all in Smmfh	What’s your profit in % terms? Did the drop in vola ate some of your profits?
She could barely stay at 27 Friday. We shall see.	Rip sorry 😐
tf you mean	I feel like Santa with a big old bag of stonks. So many they sent me a Christmas card. I'm watching them closely. Tf I mean, I need this, then I can turn around and buy calls on Herkshire Bathaway. Or pay bills Cancer kills you wether you live through it or die with it. Mama needs a new pair of shoes. 😊
Kinda wish I didn’t sell my 420c last week	Do you really?
This is the way	This is the way
You cash in my guy?!	Yes sold for a 30% gain, did you? I missed out on 100% gain but whatever
Just not when I buy	Then dont buy
Do you really?	I should mentioned that I sold them a Xmas eve at a loss cause I’m a real retard
Dre is Gen-X, but, yeah, AAPL should be buying up gaming companies, particularly any that make decent mobile games.	Amazon is already making some games to showcase AWS's ability to host online MMO games like World of Warcraft (Amazon's game is essentially a WoW clone). Apple definitely needs to buy out fortnite or some shit to be able to compete.
By being a retard. Go buy some options	Who much do I need to loose?
Insurance on the SPY exists. They call it the vix.	Puts?
Yeah true, I've been planning a strategy for when a real swan event hits and the only thing I'm struggling with is when to pull the triggers on buying puts, on a -3% day? 5? consecutive down days?	I'm planning to wait toward summer. Don't think a recession will hit before the election.
Same, I got a little over 1k and I fear a correction.	If it crashes in the next week, Ill buy another grand
Yea bro	What do you see bro
who's laughing now?	You, and probably giving me more $$ unless you are smart and are covering. But you aren't so you are adding to your short position into this bear trap. enjoy.
That'll teach you to take profits... probably won't though	Not a fun learning experience, but a learning experience nonetheless
What's the difference in cost basis between $0.02 and $3.69?	100%+
522% and still holding	Nice job. When do your calls expire?
Not very cash money of them.	They just wanna hit 420 over and over again
Now my instinct is to follow your advice	clearly you shouldn't listen to any of us
2000 contracts would be $8000	Jesus fuck.
Nah we're just getting back our tax money and more from big corporations who aren't paying taxes.	Exactly and the money will end up in the pockets of big corporations at the end of the day anyway.
While this is all good and neat, the option market on small caps like JAX blows. No liquidity and insane bid-ask.	Yeah of course that's a downside, but you can always make money if it's ITM. If you have the right to buy 100 shares at $10 and it goes to $11+, someone will buy that option from you. I'm in on shares but I'd be comfortable with calls
Iron hands. No fear	Roku is dead... still going to hold till expiration cause why not
I sold my calls today. You think it runs more?	I think this could be a return to health. I'd expect a few upgrades nudging it higher. $20-25 in a year
Not me, never doubt Tim Apple	I was called a retard for holding puts on Tesla and AMD. Made like 25% and sold, bought spy calls, sold those after making a couple hundred dollars and now im just holding roku puts and waiting to buy up more stuff tomm.
Yeah. Don’t pay your taxes, then when the IRS folds they can’t collect.	OP should listen to this advice.
Inverse this for tendies	WaNgGaNg
Did you do it. I am up 150%	Nope, my dumb ass was asleep. Fucking 'yay'...
Spy puts	How far out?
Lol.	Guess I’ll go fuck myself
Why are you trading in vanguard lol? Just use vanguard for your legit investing, not trading.	I used it only for legit investing, but I got sucked in today by$NIO
Lol I’m up 10.5%	I bought Friday for earnings call
Is it ready to buy yet?	Check before market close. If the trend continues, then wait for tomorrow
Imagine shorting your own country and being right. Basically make a few grand but be fucked for a few years and probably fired from your job.	sounds like insurance
Green tomorrow, duh. 4 days green 1 red per week	😂 its end of year buddy
Limit orders at 3.88, 3.75 and 3.62.	Should fill on all...went up way too fast had to come down.. its gonna go right back up though
Doesn't that eat away your previous weeks' profits?	Which part?
The person i replied to was talking about people in academia being useless. I was trying to make a point about not throwing baby out with the bath water. Renaissance technology was founded by a math professor and hires many people from a academia.	Yeah, but he was talking about that kind of academics who teach about making money.

What banks are most exposed? I'd like to follow this trade.

JPM, Citigroup, BOA, and GS

No I’m your dad he is a alt I’m the orginal l2fmw

Hi Daddy

Thank you. Have you used the desktop version or just online?

I have used the online version for years. Deluxe version I think due to a bunch of 1099 side work and 100s of retarded options plays.

That should be the WSB motto 👍

WSB motto should be “GUH”

Maybe like a shared drive or network folder.

Or guessed CEO's email password

I started with millions and am now down to thousands

Womp

dick

cunny

Honestly this is probably the biggest sign that this type of strategy won’t keep working long term much longer. This strategy only worked as well as it did because of the last 10 years of monetary policy and QE which he said was a good reason why he did it. Last year would have been a big hit with all the volatility. Without the feds hardcore intervention this year

The backtesting data shows it has worked really well over all time. Where it might get killed is rising interest rates (which is a real possibility). Obviously something like Japan = game over but you’d be fairly screwed anyway if America becomes japan

Nah I only have $90k equity in the account. And now have $660k in boeing stock.

Oooh, interesting

[https://imgur.com/a/cwy2jW6](https://imgur.com/a/cwy2jW6)

Oof. When was your entry?

hes got stop losses locked in. he'll be fine.

Famous last words

Yeah but take a look at the open interest for 90C 1/17

The WSB way

But seriously though

RH ships you a document at the end of the year. Give that to them.

Don't lie. You never moved out in the first place or had money.

I made enough too but kept milking it and now I have nothing lol

Don't talk of margin here. We are already losing money fast enough

GUH !

You'll get a higher mod response rate if you use the term dongus instead. They have lots of experience with dongus, eating dongus, and other dongus-related activities.

I think it has to be sticky though

Every time I have gotten assigned it happened the next day around 3-4 am

This!

Are you younger than 10?

If you were 10 in 2008 you didn't go through the recession, your parents did. Sure maybe you moved to a shittier house but unless Daddy got a drinking problem after he lost his job at Lehman Brothers, you didn't go through anything compared to your parents.

Markets are retarded too

Yeah that's kinda what i figured.

Lol didn’t start investing till 2009 huh?

Sub 10% a year on average, not per year. People who started in 2009 have much much larger returns with passive index ETFs.

It will dip if they win the nomination, it'll be a double layer dip if they win the general, and the following 4-years will be an ultra deep subterranean Marianas Trench dip

PUTs it is then

“Which is why I have cash shoved in my jerkoff sock under the bed”

Sounds like a recipe to accidentally conjure Cumicus - The Prophet of Seht.

Source?

Just the a rumor I read on Twitter. Couldn’t confirm it anywhere, but he is dumping a shit ton of shares. Haven’t really looked too far into it though.

does china come up with a single thing on their own without ripping off the west

Kung fu! Wait... shit... India.

i see ur a man of futures

its the only way to go, really. other than the commissions i dont really see the downside

Snorting it is honestly 10 times better thats the only reason I won my colleges Intamural Doubles Foosball

bruh already had about 30mg up my nostril🥵🔥

Unless his name is Adolf Trustinheimer

I mean then you trust heimer, still not adolf

Alcohol drugs and prostitutes are the holy trinity!

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

A call from 3 months from now

Why not a leap?

Bragging about what? That I and 50+ other people in this thread can make sense of this guys returns and you can't?

this OP posted like he converted 200$ to 400K in a year. The title is completely misleading

Hey got some tax write offs out of it

almost 7 years' worth!

I was thinking Disney 😎

GUH I want you to send that play just so you can get “brokebacked by Mickey Mouse” as a flair

Weeklies have only worked for me after watching the same few tickers for a few months and seeing what they do M-F. If I feel like the pattern / price movement makes sense I’ll buy Thursday and typically sell in the first hour Friday. If I buy early Thursday I’ll often use a day trade and sell at gain I’m looking for. Weeklies always fucked me buying more than a day ahead. Learned my lesson there. Obviously still get fucked sometimes but way less with current strategy.

'strategy'

Lots of SPY puts/calls and different earnings plays.

It's like riding a bicycle, except the bicycle is on fire the brakes don't work you're speeding downhill and the rims are missing half the spokes and it's impossible to steer. 😵

bro 😎💪

Bro 💪👶🖕

Do hookers accept Tesla shares these days?

The diversified ones do.

Hi Patrick, this is dad

Hi dad, this is dad.

shit i hope doesnt break 450

I’m hoping it doesn’t break 440. Gl brother

Which subsidies?

Poor choice of words on my part, sorry. I meant the Zero emission credits, which in the last q10 added close to 200mil and made Tesla profitable, even though their main business of car making is not profitable by any means.

Exactly. inverse him guaranteed tendies

Well now since WSB is inversing him, do we inverse WSB?

No idea but I know they aren't ever getting it from him. I wonder what his credit score is now

Potato

Close your eyes bro

Yea bro

Marilyn manson

Ur gayer tho

When is their earnings call?

Whenever trump tweets

I suck more dick than my mom

BASED and GAYpilled

Yes, that.

Blasphemy

Where tf is that

As close to wallstreet as they will let me😪

Turns out his signature comes in phases too and he can only write a few letters at a time

Lmao fuck

The most gainz

Agreed

Might be too late but fuck it let’s get rekkked

How many we buying?

Lol seriously. Like why worry about it? Just throw your credit card away if it doesn’t work anymore. The bank that gave it to you will call a bunch but they’re just jealous that you outsmarted them

This one trick collections agencies never heard of!

That's probably Citadel or Wolverine, 20k is probably their income for 2 minutes of trading.

Looks like Susquehanna got a piece of that account too. Hey, but at least it's free commissions. [https://cdn.robinhood.com/assets/robinhood/legal/RHF%20SEC%20Rule%20606%20and%20607%20Disclosure.pdf](https://cdn.robinhood.com/assets/robinhood/legal/RHF%20SEC%20Rule%20606%20and%20607%20Disclosure.pdf)

If only Tim Apple was smart enough to buy up the real entertainment companies and not boomer shit like Beats

Dre is Gen-X, but, yeah, AAPL should be buying up gaming companies, particularly any that make decent mobile games.

I’m a dipshit. Lmao

You're forgiven

How can I get a retard flair?

By being a retard. Go buy some options

What of time and high iv help you?

Go back to school 🙈

Gamblers occasionally win.

Someone always wins the lotto but that doesn’t make it a good bet

I remember IV being 300% on ITCI before it went to the moon. I may just buy vbiv shares and hold if the price starts getting too far past $1.35

It looks like IV popped on my call specifically, down 100% to 150% and down from 8cents to 1cent, although 5 cents is still the minimum. So I'm not sure what happened there

Already priced in

Noice

It's EPZM, biotech

Thanks, yeah epzm, my bad

All you have to do is to be rich.

Maybe he just YOLO'd mummy's tendie money.

Too bad I didn’t go all in Smmfh

What’s your profit in % terms? Did the drop in vola ate some of your profits?

She could barely stay at 27 Friday. We shall see.

Rip sorry 😐

tf you mean

I feel like Santa with a big old bag of stonks. So many they sent me a Christmas card. I'm watching them closely. Tf I mean, I need this, then I can turn around and buy calls on Herkshire Bathaway. Or pay bills Cancer kills you wether you live through it or die with it. Mama needs a new pair of shoes. 😊

Kinda wish I didn’t sell my 420c last week

Do you really?

This is the way

You cash in my guy?!

Yes sold for a 30% gain, did you? I missed out on 100% gain but whatever

Just not when I buy

Then dont buy

Do you really?

I should mentioned that I sold them a Xmas eve at a loss cause I’m a real retard

Dre is Gen-X, but, yeah, AAPL should be buying up gaming companies, particularly any that make decent mobile games.

Amazon is already making some games to showcase AWS's ability to host online MMO games like World of Warcraft (Amazon's game is essentially a WoW clone). Apple definitely needs to buy out fortnite or some shit to be able to compete.

By being a retard. Go buy some options

Who much do I need to loose?

Insurance on the SPY exists. They call it the vix.

Puts?

Yeah true, I've been planning a strategy for when a real swan event hits and the only thing I'm struggling with is when to pull the triggers on buying puts, on a -3% day? 5? consecutive down days?

I'm planning to wait toward summer. Don't think a recession will hit before the election.

Same, I got a little over 1k and I fear a correction.

If it crashes in the next week, Ill buy another grand

Yea bro

What do you see bro

who's laughing now?

You, and probably giving me more $$ unless you are smart and are covering. But you aren't so you are adding to your short position into this bear trap. enjoy.

That'll teach you to take profits... probably won't though

Not a fun learning experience, but a learning experience nonetheless

What's the difference in cost basis between $0.02 and $3.69?

100%+

522% and still holding

Nice job. When do your calls expire?

Not very cash money of them.

They just wanna hit 420 over and over again

Now my instinct is to follow *your* advice

clearly you shouldn't listen to any of us

2000 contracts would be $8000

Jesus fuck.

Nah we're just getting back our tax money and more from big corporations who aren't paying taxes.

Exactly and the money will end up in the pockets of big corporations at the end of the day anyway.

While this is all good and neat, the option market on small caps like JAX blows. No liquidity and insane bid-ask.

Yeah of course that's a downside, but you can always make money if it's ITM. If you have the right to buy 100 shares at $10 and it goes to $11+, someone will buy that option from you. I'm in on shares but I'd be comfortable with calls

Iron hands. No fear

Roku is dead... still going to hold till expiration cause why not

I sold my calls today. You think it runs more?

I think this could be a return to health. I'd expect a few upgrades nudging it higher. $20-25 in a year

Not me, never doubt Tim Apple

I was called a retard for holding puts on Tesla and AMD. Made like 25% and sold, bought spy calls, sold those after making a couple hundred dollars and now im just holding roku puts and waiting to buy up more stuff tomm.

Yeah. Don’t pay your taxes, then when the IRS folds they can’t collect.

OP should listen to this advice.

Inverse this for tendies

WaNgGaNg

Did you do it. I am up 150%

Nope, my dumb ass was asleep. Fucking 'yay'...

Spy puts

How far out?

Lol.

Guess I’ll go fuck myself

Why are you trading in vanguard lol? Just use vanguard for your legit investing, not trading.

I used it only for legit investing, but I got sucked in today by$NIO

Lol I’m up 10.5%

I bought Friday for earnings call

Is it ready to buy yet?

Check before market close. If the trend continues, then wait for tomorrow

Imagine shorting your own country and being right. Basically make a few grand but be fucked for a few years and probably fired from your job.

sounds like insurance

Green tomorrow, duh. 4 days green 1 red per week

😂 its end of year buddy

Limit orders at 3.88, 3.75 and 3.62.

Should fill on all...went up way too fast had to come down.. its gonna go right back up though

Doesn't that eat away your previous weeks' profits?

Which part?

The person i replied to was talking about people in academia being useless. I was trying to make a point about not throwing baby out with the bath water. Renaissance technology was founded by a math professor and hires many people from a academia.

Yeah, but he was talking about that kind of academics who teach about making money.